I'm Too Old To Fight, So I'll Just F--k Your Dad Instead. – Hippie Runner

I'm Too Old To Fight, So I'll Just F--k Your Dad Instead.

$ 23.00

Some kids are just the worst, and even though you may want to throw hands with that little pipsqueak, you really can’t. So get the upper hand by saying, “Sorry, kiddo, I'm too advanced in years to learn your newest MMA moves, so instead, I'll make your dear old Dad quiver with delight.”

This printed graphic design tee shirt screams that rather than put up a fight with them, you will be taking the high road and getting cozy with their dad instead. Uh oh! Looks like no reinforcements will save those pesky kids now, and they will have to settle with you making their dad your plaything!